Bobbed Biebs?

By: sonofabeach96

Dec 13 2015

Category: Uncategorized


There’s a couple of interesting bits of useless trivia that occurred on this date.  They both involve the legal system and one involves the potential use of pruning shears as a weapon of choice.  😳

On this date , in 2003, Jack White got into a fight at a nightclub called The Magic Stick in Detroit.  According to witnesses interviewed by police, White attacked Von Bondies frontman Jason Stollsteimer.  After hearing the accounts from those witnesses, the county prosecutor deemed it necessary to charge White with aggravated assault.  That particular charge was levied due to “the severity of the beating”.  The timeline is roughly this: There had been some back and forth between the two prior to this night. White tried to speak with Stollsteimer but was ignored.  He became irate, spat in Stollsteimers face, threw him down then proceeded to punch him in the face, leaving him bloodied and bruised.  White turned himself in on December 23, 2003.  He eventually pleaded guilty to a lesser charge, was fined $750.00, and sentenced to take part in anger management classes.

And, on this date, in 2012, a plot to kidnap, kill, and…(gulp!)…castrate Justin Bieber was foiled by police.  That’s right, three men were actually conspiring to do just that, kidnap and castrate, The Biebs.  Now, I know people who think this may not be such a bad thing.   But I’m glad for the little guy, that this wasn’t carried out to fruition.  I not a fan, by any stretch of the imagination, but not many people deserve to go out like that!  He’s a douche, but c’mon.  Anyway, Dana Martin, who happens to be in prison at the time (near Las Cruces, NM) is pissed at Bieber because his attempts to “reach him” we’re ignored.  This dude is serving a 978 year sentence for the rape and murder of 15-year-old girl, and has a tattoo of Bieber on his leg.  Bizarre!  So this inmate contacts a former jailhouse friend who was living in Vermont.  Mark Staake and his nephew, Tanner Ruane, are hired to carry out the dastardly plan.  They were to kidnap Bieber , kill him, his bodyguard, and another man, then castrate them with pruning shears.  Damn, that makes me cringe every time I write that!  Sheesh.

So, now the plan is hatched.  They will do the deed in New York City.  Staake and Ruane hit the road to “seal the deal”, but they evidently didn’t have GPS or a map.  Before even getting out of Vermont, they are arrested by the Border Patrol at the Canadian line.  The conversations between Dana Martin and the two would-be hit men had been recorded.   When Staake and Ruane were arrested, they found weapons, and those dreaded pruning shears.

In honor of losing ones cool and close calls, my songs of the day are:

“Steady As She Goes” by The Raconteurs

“Will There Be Enough Water” by The Dead Weather

“Love Interruption” by Jack White

“Seven Nation Army” by The White Stripes

“Carolina Drama” by The Raconteurs

“I Feel Love (Every Million Miles)” by The Dead Weather

“300 M.P.H. Torrential Outpour Blues” by The White Stripes

I guess I’ll throw in a Bieber song.  I don’t know any though.  So, I looked some up and came across a song that I’m not at all familiar with, but the title seemed apropos for this topic, so….

“Die In Your Arms” by Justin Bieber

8 comments on “Bobbed Biebs?”

  1. I remember my first celebrity killed.. My sister Sam.

    by this dude.

    Then John Lennon.

    Liked by 1 person

  2. Yes, they are tee-totally nutz sometimes.

    Liked by 1 person

  3. Watta….disturbing! And then the song choice at the end is funny xD

    Liked by 1 person

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